Current Standings ★ Unfiltered Commentary
Matchweek 9 · Updated October 3, 2026LIVE
| # | Manager / Club | GP | GD | Pts | Form |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ben Middlesbrough | 8 | +4 | 15 | DWWDD |
| 2 | Phil Bristol City | 8 | -1 | 13 | WWLLW |
| 3 | Jake Millwall | 8 | 0 | 11 | LWLDD |
| 4 | Kevin Southampton | 8 | +9 | 10 | DDWWL |
| 5 | Adam Wrexham | 8 | -3 | 10 | WDDLW |
| 6 | Brent Norwich City | 8 | -1 | 9 | LWWLL |
| 7 | John Logan Sheffield United | 8 | -2 | 9 | WLWLL |
Ben
Home vs Wolverhampton Wanderers
Sat, Oct 10 · 10:00 AM ET
Phil
Away vs Charlton Athletic
Sat, Oct 10 · 7:30 AM ET
Jake
Away vs Preston North End
Sat, Oct 10 · 10:00 AM ET
Kevin
Home vs Portsmouth
Sun, Oct 11 · 7:00 AM ET
Adam
Away vs Derby County
Sat, Oct 10 · 10:00 AM ET
Brent
Away vs Swansea City
Sat, Oct 10 · 7:30 AM ET
John Logan
Home vs Lincoln City
Sat, Oct 10 · 10:00 AM ET
Gilded Consigliere Commentary
24 August 2026
“Two weeks in and we might consider renaming the table “Jacob’s Ladder,” as Millwall is out the gate with a comfortable lead. The Canaries remain winless, but have been bailed out by Southampton’s misdeeds of yesterseason. Our rookie John Logan has kept pace early as University of Sheffield sits middle of the pack.”
— Gilded Consigliere, 24 August 2026
17 August 2026
“One is the loneliest number, two can be as bad as one, but the loneliest number is negative four. Kevin remains lower than dirt in standings, much like the morality of Southampton. Our reigning champion enjoyed some humble pie as Bristol City laid a goose egg in its opener — oh, and speaking of birds, it seems migration got a late start this year, as the Canaries were completely absent from week 1 competition. Finally, the Dragons are receiving widespread praise for allowing a severely mentally challenged man the opportunity to commit a foul just outside their 18 in the final second of the match.”
— Gilded Consigliere, 17 August 2026
12 August 2026
“Seven names. Forty-six games. Zero excuses. Middlesbrough open as the house favourite and Ben is already practising his humble acceptance speech. The rest of you are simply providing the supporting cast — for now. Points remain the only currency that matters. Spend them wisely.”
— Gilded Consigliere, Opening Night • 12 August 2026